The ifrothgolf review
These are plastic 4-prong golf tees with a cheeky "DON'T SUCK" slogan slapped on, sold as a 50-pack with a reusable pouch. Half gag gift, half actual tee, aimed at the mate who needs reminding before he steps up on the first.
What's great
As an actual tee, the basics are sound. Plastic prong tees genuinely outlast wood, so a 50-pack lasts a proper while and you stop leaving snapped tees all over the box. The four little prongs cradle the ball instead of a flat cup, and the low-resistance design means slightly cleaner contact at impact, which is real enough. The pouch is a nice touch so they don't end up as confetti in the bottom of your bag. And as a gift it does the job, it gets a laugh and it's something he'll actually use, which beats most novelty tat.
Worth knowing
Let's be honest about the claims. The "straighter, longer drives" line is marketing, every proper tee test going shows tee design barely moves distance or spin, so don't expect it to fix your slice. Prong tees are a faff to push into hard or dry ground, and the ball has a habit of rolling off the prongs when you're teeing up, which winds people up no end. Plastic also bends and goes brittle over time rather than snapping clean. And if your club runs branded tees or you're fussy about looks, "DON'T SUCK" stamped on your peg might not be the vibe.
The verdict
A solid, durable everyday tee dressed up as a gag gift, and on that level I rate it. Just buy it for the laugh and the longevity, not the distance promises, because those are nonsense.
