Because golf was never just about the swing. The flask for the front nine, the beer-can headcover for the photos, the cooler that hides in your bag, beer-pong golf for the garden afterwards and the glow balls for when the session runs past sunset. The on-brand kit for the beer-and-banter golfer, equal parts genuinely useful and proper good fun.
A driver headcover shaped like a beer can, pure novelty kit for the lad who treats the 19th hole as the best hole. It protects the driver while making your mates grin on the first tee.
What's great
The good ones (Foretra, Shanker and similar) are not the tat you'd fear. Owners consistently rate the build: thick PU leather shell, soft velour or felt lining, tidy embroidery, and a centre-elastic that genuinely grips so it does not ping off in the bag. It does the actual job of a headcover, stops your crown getting dinged, while looking properly funny on the bag. Cheap as chips compared to a posh leather cover, and it makes a cracking gift that gets a reaction every single round. For the money, the quality on the better-known brands punches above its weight.
Worth knowing
It is novelty first, so know what you're buying. The barrel shape can be a faff to wrestle on and off compared to a normal sock cover, and on a chunky 460cc head it sits snug, so check it actually fits yours. There's no number tag or club-ID slot, it's just a can. And the bargain-bin versions are where it goes wrong: peeling decals, loose stitching, fabric like a carrier bag. Stick to a brand with real reviews. Also worth saying, the joke wears thinner the more serious your playing partners are.
The verdict
A genuinely decent novelty cover that protects the club and earns a laugh, just buy a reputable one and check it fits your 460cc head. I'd rate it as a gift or a bit of fun, not as a serious bit of gear.
A novelty boxed gift set built around a small stainless steel hip flask, usually with a funnel, a few tees, a divot tool and a ball marker, aimed at being the easy birthday or Father's Day present for a golfing mate.
What's great
As a gift it nails the brief: it looks the part in the box, it raises a smile, and the funnel plus tees plus pitchmark repairer are genuinely usable bits and bobs that end up living in the bag. Most of these flasks hold around 170 to 200ml, which is plenty for a couple of warmers on a cold round, and a decent one with a screw cap (not a hinged lid) actually seals well enough to chuck in a pocket. For the money it is a lot of stuff and a tidy presentation, so it ticks the thoughtful-but-affordable box.
Worth knowing
Be honest about what it is: budget kit dressed up nicely. The faux leather wrap is plastic, the divot tool and tees are flimsy and often the first things to get binned, and a brand new cheap flask usually needs a vinegar-and-water rinse to shift the metallic taste before anything drinkable goes near it. Leave spirits sitting in it for days and they'll taste of the tin. Watch for hinged or push-fit lids rather than a proper screw cap, because those are the ones that leak in a pocket and go walkabout on the course. This is a gift item, not a flask a serious flask person would buy for themselves.
The verdict
A solid, crowd-pleasing present for the golfer who likes a nip at the turn, just don't expect heirloom quality. Buy it as a bit of fun, give the flask a vinegar rinse first, and check it's a screw-cap model.
PutterBall is golf crossed with beer pong: a fold-out 2x12ft putting green with six holes in a pyramid each end, two mini putters and two balls. It's a party and back garden game, not a serious practice tool.
What's great
As a party piece it genuinely delivers. Sink all six holes before the other team, cap each hole as you go, exactly like beer pong but with a putter, and it pulls people in fast. It folds down accordion-style with a handle so it's easy to lug to a barbecue, tailgate or mate's garden, and setup takes seconds. The reviewers I read rate it well (one hands-on test gave it 8.5/10), and most owners say it's good for adults and kids alike. It's a great laugh and a proper crowd starter.
Worth knowing
The flaws are real and consistent. Because it folds, the seams leave ridges that act like speed bumps and throw the ball off line, and it can take a good 15 minutes laid flat to settle (some turn up wrinkled or bubbled and never roll true). The mini putters are putt-putt cheap and too short if you're over about 5ft11, so bring your own. Worst of all are the durability reports: edges lifting and glue letting go after a single summer. Leave it out in heat or rain and it warps, so store it flat indoors. It's not cheap for what is a novelty either.
The verdict
A genuinely fun party game that earns its keep at gatherings, just don't expect a true roll or a tour-grade build. Treat it as a novelty, store it flat indoors, and use your own putter if you're tall. On that basis, I rate it.
A novelty barware gift set: a glass golf-club-shaped decanter (usually holds a full bottle, around 750ml to 1000ml) paired with two to four golf-ball-shaped tumblers, often on a little wooden stand. Aimed squarely at the golf-mad bloke who has the clubs sorted and now wants the bar looking the part.
What's great
As a talking point it genuinely delivers. The club-shaped decanter and dimpled ball glasses look the business on a shelf or a home bar, and across listings it's one of the most reliable "he loved it" golf gifts going. The borosilicate glass on the better versions is clear and properly weighty rather than flimsy, the ball glasses sit nicely in the hand, and for a milestone birthday, retirement or Father's Day it lands every time. If you're buying it as a centrepiece ornament that occasionally pours a dram, it does that job well.
Worth knowing
It's a novelty first, a decanter second, and the honesty bit matters here. The ground-glass stopper on a lot of these does not seal tight, so it's no good for long-term storage, your whiskey will go flat and lose its nose over a few weeks, decant only what you'll drink soon. The ball glasses are small and round-bottomed, so they hold less than you'd think and are easy to knock over. Breakages in transit are a common gripe, so check it the second it arrives. The club neck and round glasses are a pain to clean and dry, and quite a few turn up with a chemical or dusty smell that needs a good rinse before first use.
The verdict
Buy it as the fun, look-at-this gift it is and it's a winner. Just don't expect it to keep good whiskey in good nick, it's a showpiece that pours, not a serious decanter.
An insulated zip sleeve from Pins & Aces that holds up to 7 cans and slides down a club slot in your golf bag, so you can smuggle a few cold ones onto the course without lugging a cooler box. Aimed at anyone who likes a beer (or seven) on the back nine.
What's great
It nails the one job it set out to do: it's dead simple and it disappears into the bag. The non-stick exterior is a genuinely smart touch, it won't grab or gum up your rubber grips like a cheap neoprene one does. Owners consistently say cans go in cold and come out cold for a standard round, and the build quality feels a cut above the random no-name sleeves. The combo version with the refreezable ice pucks is the one I'd actually rate, reviewers reckon drinks stay colder for longer with the pucks than with the insulation on its own.
Worth knowing
Be honest with yourself about what this is: it's an insulated sleeve, not a proper cooler. On a baking hot day the standard version alone won't keep cans frosty for all 18, you really want the ice puck combo for that. The big real-world gripe is length, it's clearly built around slim cans, and owners with full-size cans (Coors and the like) moan that the last couple of inches stick out or go unused. And "fits most bags" is doing some heavy lifting, a few people found it awkward with certain bag styles. No ice space built in either, so without the pucks you're relying on insulation alone.
The verdict
A well-made, genuinely discreet way to get beers from fridge to tee box, and for the money it does exactly what it says. Just buy the ice puck combo, check your cans fit (slim cans love it, tall cans less so), and don't expect cooler-box performance in a heatwave.
A slim, soft insulated sleeve (roughly 16 by 6 by 2.5 inches) that slots into your golf bag and holds six cans, aimed at blokes who want a couple of cold ones on the back nine without lugging a proper cooler.
What's great
The shape is the clever bit. It is thin enough to drop into a stand or carry bag pocket, and the side zip means you can grab a can without hauling the whole thing out, which is genuinely handy mid round. Build is decent for the money: heavy-duty zips, a heat-sealed leak-resistant liner, plus a removable padded strap and top handle if you want to sling it separately. CaddyDaddy have been making these since 2002, so it is a proven design, not a gimmick. Loaded with your own ice or a couple of decent ice packs, it holds cold well for a full 18.
Worth knowing
The honest gripes are real. The free ice pack it ships with is wafer thin, will not keep six cans cold on its own, and some owners have had it split and leak after a few uses, so budget for proper ice packs. With loose ice it can weep a little, so a ziplock liner is a sensible move. It has no rigid structure, so a full six cans is a tight, heavy squeeze and it slumps rather than standing up on its own. And six cans is the ceiling, so for a fourball it falls short.
The verdict
A smart, well-priced way to keep a few beers cold and within reach for one or two golfers. I rate it, just bin the included ice pack and use your own.
A 40oz stainless insulated tumbler with a handle, metal straw, and BruMate's locking "leakproof" flip lid. It's aimed at the all-day-hydration crowd who want a giant cup they can chuck in the car or a bag without it dumping all over the gear.
What's great
The headline trick is real: lock the lid and it genuinely does not leak, even tipped over or rattling around, which most straw tumblers cannot manage. Insulation is the business too, ice surviving well past 24 hours and the outside staying dry with no sweaty ring on the table. Despite the size the tapered base actually drops into a standard car cupholder, and the handle is chunky and comfortable for lugging it round the course or the office.
Worth knowing
It is not flawless. The leakproof seal can backfire: over-tighten the lid and you create a vacuum, so the straw stops drawing until you crack it open, and a misseated gasket is behind a fair few leaking complaints owners post online. Filled with 40oz plus ice it is a genuine lump to carry, the exposed metal straw isn't to everyone's taste (a collapsing version exists if that bugs you), it's hand-wash really, and "leakproof" only applies cold and locked, not with hot drinks. It's also priced well above a basic flask.
The verdict
If you want a proper big-capacity cup that survives a tip-over and keeps ice all day, I rate it, just seat the gasket right and don't crank the lid. If you only need a quick coffee holder, it's far more cup than you need and you're paying for it.
A golf ball turned into a bottle opener, either a real ball machined onto a steel opener plate (the BeerWedge type) or a moulded ball with a magnet built in. Aimed at the golfer who wants a daft, on-brand way to crack a beer at the 19th or on the fridge.
What's great
The good ones are genuinely satisfying. A real golf ball machined onto a stainless steel plate has proper weight in the hand, and owners consistently say it feels like quality rather than tat. The carabiner versions clip straight onto your bag, so you have got an opener with you on the course instead of hunting for a lighter or a buddy's tee. The magnetic fridge versions double as a cap catcher, which is a nice touch for the man cave. As a stocking filler or fourball gift it lands every time, because it actually works and it makes people grin.
Worth knowing
It is a novelty, so judge it as one. The cheap moulded ABS versions feel hollow and light, the magnets are often weaker than the listing claims, and a thin pressed-steel lip can flex or bend if you lean on it. The carabiner is a keyring clip, not climbing gear, so do not trust it to hold anything heavy. The standout real-ball ones (BeerWedge from Buffalo BottleCraft) drift in and out of stock, so you are often left choosing between generic Amazon clones of varying quality. And let's be honest, it opens a bottle no better than the opener already on your fridge.
The verdict
A proper grin of a gift that does the one job it claims. Spend a bit more for a real-golf-ball-and-steel version, skip the hollow plastic clones, and do not expect it to be the best opener you own, just the most golf one.
Cheap novelty balls that puff into a cloud of white powder when someone smacks them, aimed at anyone wanting a laugh on the first tee or a stocking-filler for a golf mate.
What's great
When they go off properly, they genuinely deliver. A full-blooded driver swing turns the ball into a satisfying cloud of white "smoke" and the reaction is usually worth the few quid on its own. The better ones (Laughing Smith get singled out for this) look close enough to a real ball with proper dimples that your mate won't twig until it's too late, and the powder is harmless and washes straight off clubface, clothes and grass. Dirt cheap, no setup, and they make an easy gag gift that always lands a laugh.
Worth knowing
Two real catches. First, the "explosion" is hit and miss: plenty of owners report a feeble little puff instead of a proper cloud, and a soft or mishit swing barely sets it off, so the prank can fall completely flat. Second, they are strictly one and done, they can crumble in the bag if knocked about before the big moment, and despite the marketing they are NOT loud, so do not expect a bang. Cheaper or oddly logo'd ones can also be spotted on close inspection. Not for anyone wanting a reusable or guaranteed gag.
The verdict
A proper cheap laugh that's worth a punt for the gift or the wind-up, just go in knowing it's single use and the big cloud is a coin flip, not a certainty. Hand it to someone you know swings hard and you'll get your money's worth.
Golf balls that light up so you can play after dark, either LED balls that flash on impact and run off an internal battery, or glow balls you charge up with a UV torch. Pure fun-round kit, not serious gamers.
What's great
For mucking about after sunset they genuinely deliver, and the main job (not losing your ball in the dark) is nailed. The LED ones flash on for roughly 8 to 10 minutes per strike with no torch needed, and decent ones run 40 to 70 hours total, so a pack lasts ages. The UV charge-up type are brighter and fly much closer to a normal ball, and a 15-minute charge gets you going. Brilliant laugh for a summer evening, wedge shots and putting in the garden, or roping the kids and the mates in.
Worth knowing
Don't expect proper golf. The LED balls feel like tapping a stone, putting is grim, and distance and feel are well off a real ball. Owners regularly report duds straight out the box that never light, balls that quit lighting after a few ground bounces, and on the impact-activated ones the timer doesn't reset when you hit it again, so it can die mid-hole. The surface scuffs and marks easily too. UV balls dim within about 20 minutes and need re-charging between most shots, which gets old fast.
The verdict
A proper novelty I rate for what it is: a cheap, daft night-golf laugh with your mates, not a ball you'd ever put in play in daylight. Buy a pack expecting a couple of duds, keep spares in your pocket, and don't overthink it.
Novelty funny golf socks: a cotton-poly crew sock with a cheeky print (angry golfers, "hole in one" gags, course scenes) aimed squarely at the gift pile. This is a stocking-filler for the mate who has every gadget already, not a performance bit of kit.
What's great
As a laugh, they nail it. The frustrated-golfer and rude-caption designs genuinely raise a smile, and owners consistently buy them as gifts that land well. The common blend (roughly 70 percent cotton with a bit of poly and elastane) is soft enough for a full eighteen, has decent stretch so they hold their shape, and the ribbed cuff stays up reasonably well during a round. For the money they punch above their weight as a bit of fun, and most reviewers rate the print quality and the fact each figure on the better sets is different.
Worth knowing
These are novelty first, sock second. The knit is thin with little to no arch support or cushioning, so anyone wanting proper performance or plantar support should look elsewhere. Sizing is the big one: a lot are sold as one-size or a wide range (UK 9-12 style), which runs loose and slides down on smaller feet. Printed designs can fade or bobble if you tumble dry hot rather than wash cool and air dry, and the thin fabric means they wear quicker than a dedicated sports sock. Buy for the gag, not the green.
The verdict
I rate these as a gift, not as golf gear. Get them for the laugh and the wrap, wash them gently, but if your mate actually wants comfort over four hours on the course, pair them with a proper performance pair.
